opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

(via elephxnte)

nostalgiabyveidt:

onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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more like smack myself in the eye and cry for a few hours

(via denzelgtfo)

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(via c0caino)

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess, via poetic)